Escapades in LA (now with more cowbell!)

-Saw Wil's dred locks for the first time in person
-Touched them
-Made fun of Wil for playing Sean Paul in the car when he picked me up at the airport
-Went to Hooter's for the very first time
-Was given a balloon that said "Hooter's virgin" on it
-Our waittress was pretty cute
-Wil made me carry the balloon back to the car
-Drank far too much my first night
-People wouldn't stop giving me drinks
-Got much love from UCLA fans since I was wearing my Texas hoodie
-I wore the hell outta that hoodie
-"Swing danced" awesomely.
-And by awesomely, I mean not awesomely, since I cant dance
-Drank a jaeger bomb through a straw (wtf?)
-Peed off a balcony
-Got molested/assaulted by some hippie while I was passed out on the sofa
-Woke up the next day in a Mexican cabana boy shirt
-I'm not even sure what a Mexican cabana boy shirt looks like, but I was definitely wearing one
-I'm still learning new details about that night
-There are conflicting reports on if I puked or not
-Went on my very first Tech Scout
-Was given the nickname 'Tag Along'
-Ate at In 'N Out Burger
-Watched Raiders of the Lost Ark
-Went to the worst 80's party ever
-Still had a good time.
-Had the whole Scott Baio thing goin
-Went to the Elephant Bar in my 80's getup
-I was totally awesome
-Ninja Assassins: The Movie......it's gonna be fuckin' huge!
-Watched the AFC and NFC championship games
-Seahawks won, yay
-Steelers won, boo
-Lost $200 playing limit hold 'em with these old guys that throw money around like nothing
-It was the first time I ever really played limit hold 'em
-I was also really intimidated and got nothing but crappy cards
-Anytime I had something OK, I got beat by some guy chasing a flush
-Was pretty bummed afterward
-Actually hottubbed it with some folks from UT
-One of them went in the hot tub fully clothed
-It was hot
-Took over the jukebox at Pat's Cocktails, since we were 2 of like 5 total people there
-Sang rather loud as I am wont to do
-Saw DJ Qualls in a Wendy's
-I went up to him and asked if he "wanted to smoke some drugs"
-Not really
-Met a member of the Academy
-She hadn't seen many of the potential Oscar nominees nor did she even know when the Oscars were
-She did, however, say that I had a very cute Texas accent
-I have a Texas accent???
-Listened to Matisyahu's 'King Without a Crown' about 3,471 times.
-I still don't know the words
-Except for..."Shiggy Yiggy Oh, Yiggy Yiggy Oh!"'
-Kicked it old school and drank a 32 oz. Smirnoff Ice
-Went to Chicago.
-Came back from Chicago.
-Built a bookshelf
-It was harder than it should've been
-Ate at an authentic Japanese restaurant and sat on the floor at these tiny tables
-I had hot saki for the first time
-I ate the entire meal solely with chopsticks
-My legs hurt afterward
-Watched South Park on network television
-Hottubbed again
-Visited all the locations from the Tech Scout again
-Got to see Wil bribe somebody
-Saw that Wil had Dominique Swain in his phone
-He wouldn't call her, though
-Was asked to be in a porno
-I declined courteously
-Was asked to film a porno
-I declined courteously
-Watched The Empire Strikes Back
-Saw the Sunset Strip
-Went to a Mexican restaurant called Casa Vega
-The wait was an hour and a half, though, and they wouldn't let us in the bar because it was too crowded, so we went to find a bar
-Ended up at Sushi place
-Drank hot saki and some japanese beer and got sufficiently buzzed from that since I'd barely eaten all day
-Went back to the Mexican restaurant and eventually managed to get into the bar
-Had two ginormous maragaritas
-Was really drunk and could barely eat my meal
-Helped Wil flirt with the 30-somethings at the table next to us
-They looked at lot younger, and one was pretty hot
-Wil concocted some story about me recently breaking up with my "girlfriend" because she constantly snooped around in my stuff and got mad about dumb little things
-For how drunk I was, I think I did rather well in keeping the charade going
-Nothing came of it, but it was funny
-Made a fool of myself
-Went to a Karaoke bar
-Was going to sing 'Regulate' with Wil, but they didnt have it
-I was gonna be Warren G, and Wil, Nate Dogg
-We couldn't decide on anything else to do, so we just hung out
-Saw Mr Belding (aka Dennis Haskins) at the Karaoke bar
-He even sang a song
-Eventually, I went up to him and asked to take a picture
-He was really nice and kindly obliged
-I couldn't remember his real name, though, and didn't want to call him 'Mr. Belding'
-I actually uttered the words "I'm a huge fan" to him
-Someone bought me a jeager shot that I reeeallly didn't need to do
-I did it anyway.
-Came back to the ATX
-I don't want to go back to work
-I'm freakin exhausted
-Met lots of people over the 2 weekends there
-Had a freakin blast
-I want to go back